Tuesday, July 07, 2009

On Death's Fast Lane

A funeral marks the end chapter of a human life on earth. Friends and family express their grief, give thanks for the life, some swear at you at which has now completed the journey in this world.

On the way to lunch, I saw this funeral procession with the hearse. They were transporting the deceased to the burial area I guess. But the thing is, do you have to be a road hog and use the fast lane when you're moving slow. And this on the Federal Highway.


Come on, the guy's already dead and won't be in a hurry to go anywhere. Maybe the family is on the fast lane to get rid of the dead person. Maybe the family can't wait to dip their little fingers into the honeypot.

Don't grief and hog roads.


Monday, July 06, 2009

Bean Bag

This bean bag costs RM238. Not inclusive of the douchebag on it. He's kind of a bean bag. Anyway, a douchebag is somebody like Ryan Seacrest.



Definition of doucehbag :- somebody who you think is a complete retard who has surpassed the levels of jerkiness.

Or you can be this douche bag :